Public Transportation and Global Citizenship
1 year ago
I am not in my thirties anymore. I attempt to follow the lesbian handbook, paying careful attention to page 127, paragraph three (you know the one). I know the secret handshake, and I will someday get my toaster oven. I miss Alaska, but also love where I live now. I am an applied sociologist, and a guitarist and songwriter (also from the handbook). I suck at softball, but think Ani Difranco rocks, so I am redeemed...
Okay, I believe you. Great hair.
ReplyDeleteYou are just jealous cause you shaved your head cause...cause...why did you shave your head again? Were you angry with your hair?
ReplyDeleteI do understand that. Remember my pokey uppy hair? I have reason.
Yep, I was pissed, you wouldn't believe
ReplyDeletewhat those long red &%$#ards were up to!
Okay, maybe not. It was a salvage effort. When I shaved it before it grew back thicker and healthier so I figured it was worth a shot.
I'm not jealous, I love my little bald head.
I remember your pokey uppy hair, hey, let's shave yours.
The girl in these pictures is GORGEOUS... she looks like a movie star or model. Joanna, PLEASE don't tell me you shaved your head...I would be MORTIFIED if you did that! You look so beautiful with LONG HAIR.....bring THAT back!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness momgator. No. I did not shave my head. Just my eyebrows. Ha! ha! Damnit Janet shaved her head. Apparently she was angry with her hair (see above)
ReplyDeleteYes, I am aware you would like me to grow long hair again. I think you have mentioned that three or four thousand times. I like my short hair, so will probably keep it this way...and you should probably give up on the idea of the dresses and painted nails and perms and eye makeup...and my tattoo won't be rubbing off either...but you are a mom, and I think it may be in your job description to long for those things for me...
LOVE YOU LOTS!!! :) Yes, Hikki is very purdy, although she doesn't think so sometimes...
Oh, the first two photos are actually Gretchen Wilson...though maybe momgator didn't know I was trying to show the resemblence there...the last two are Hikki posed in my livingroom. She was humoring me...
ReplyDeleteWho is Gretchen Wilson...a singer, I am guessing? Is she good...someone I would like to listen to? She sure is purdy! As is your friend. In a picture you posted of her with Conner, who is the other little girl? Is it her daughter? She looks too young to have a daughter that age. I was just wondering ?
ReplyDeleteThat do indeed be her offspring! She sits next to Little C in her 1st grade class. They are buddies.
ReplyDeleteLoves ya!