Other animals that can rip your face off...

Okay, so maybe a possum can't rip your face off...

But that ferrett looked a little shifty.

We went to a wild game park, where we were all immediately attacked by assorted animals with horns and hooves that were certain we had snacks in our pockets.

The larger animals tucked safely behind fencing looked at us as if we were the snacks. In pockets.

Hot pocket.