wassup beaches?

I am indeed getting sand in all of my special places.

It is a dream come true.

And a word to the wise from my medical professional friend....if you roast a marshmallow, be sure not to fling it from the roasting stick directly onto your ass.

Apparently third degree burns can result...very painful...and can leave you susceptible to infection....

...and if that infection is antibiotic resistant?

Yes. That's right.

MRSAmallows.