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Perhaps I will become a gay Republican. Then I can hate myself.
I am not in my thirties anymore. I attempt to follow the lesbian handbook, paying careful attention to page 127, paragraph three (you know the one). I know the secret handshake, and I will someday get my toaster oven. I miss Alaska, but also love where I live now. I am an applied sociologist, and a guitarist and songwriter (also from the handbook). I suck at softball, but think Ani Difranco rocks, so I am redeemed...
Where do you get all your funnies from?
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