If this were a cat, and that were a sandbox, it would be our house.
Public Transportation and Global Citizenship
1 year ago
I am not in my thirties anymore. I attempt to follow the lesbian handbook, paying careful attention to page 127, paragraph three (you know the one). I know the secret handshake, and I will someday get my toaster oven. I miss Alaska, but also love where I live now. I am an applied sociologist, and a guitarist and songwriter (also from the handbook). I suck at softball, but think Ani Difranco rocks, so I am redeemed...
I hear that cats "taste like chicken," so that would be the best use for such a messy house member. I threw mine outside, and he has become well loved out there, eating the mice and catching the Stellar Jays. Of course, puppies are almost as filthy, though the puppy breath gives them the reprieve.
ReplyDeleteexcept when puppies get into catbox crunchies - you can keep have those puppy kisses ginger!
ReplyDeleteYes, I should think that would make a tasty combo with the above mentioned drumsticks! :)
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