
Hey! Wait a minute! That isn't a glass. It is a Dixie Cup filled with Boone's Farm Stawberry Hill.
Thank God. I'm going to watch Nascar now...after I make Hot Pocket for dinner. Damn, I really miss my mullet right now.
I am not in my thirties anymore. I attempt to follow the lesbian handbook, paying careful attention to page 127, paragraph three (you know the one). I know the secret handshake, and I will someday get my toaster oven. I miss Alaska, but also love where I live now. I am an applied sociologist, and a guitarist and songwriter (also from the handbook). I suck at softball, but think Ani Difranco rocks, so I am redeemed...
Mad Dog 20/20. Mmmm winie
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