Why did the silhouette family cross the road?

There are several ways to accomplish safe road crossings with your young ones...

You can do like this mama moose in Anchorage does...supervise and cross along with your offspring, carefully observing the traffic in the immediate vicinity.

Or...

You can do like this odd silhouette family apparently does. Grab your child by the wrist and drag them across with such velocity that their pony tail extends straight out behind them.

The second way may not be as safe, but it is certainly more entertaining.

Maybe the silhouette family is rushing because there is an all you can eat shrimp special at Red Lobster.